The 19 aura levels explained
Every aura score unlocks a rank, from "Mythical legend" above +9000 down to "Unknown" at the bottom of the scale. Browse all 19 levels with their minimum score and card — then take the quiz to reveal yours.
#1Mythical legend
The gods are taking notes
Min score: 9 001
#2Absolute royalty
You could insult a cat and it would forgive you
Min score: 8 000
#3Aura mage
People listen to you even when you ramble
Min score: 7 000
#4Final boss
Store security gates part ways as you walk through
Min score: 6 000
#5Star
Someone already thanked you at the DMV
Min score: 5 000
#6Iron mind
You return your cart AND pay your taxes
Min score: 4 000
#7Functional adult
You called your mom last week
Min score: 3 000
#8Calm duck
Calm on the surface, paddling like crazy underneath
Min score: 2 000
#9Learning
You haven't earned your wings yet, but you're trying
Min score: 1 000
#10Loading...
You're here, but you're not connected to the right server
Min score: 0
#11404 Coded
Physically present, brain not found
Min score: -1 000
#12Bug detected
Something's wrong in the source code
Min score: -2 000
#13System crash
Your aura encountered a fatal error
Min score: -3 000
#14Critical deficit
Your aura is in thread-local storage — may be lost forever
Min score: -4 000
#15Error 500
The universe server crashed on your life
Min score: -5 000
#16Out of memory
Your aura left the building, we're calling it back
Min score: -6 000
#17Blue Screen
Your existence just showed a blue screen
Min score: -7 000
#18PC shut down
Nothing left. You're in forced sleep mode.
Min score: -8 000
#19Unknown
How did you fall this low?
Below -8 000